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Fantasy High Chibi - 1 by *MiseryandAzaelyn:iconMiseryandAzaelyn:



Writer: (scanning around for a moment in the intro) ... man, this place is DUSTY.

Xytres: (looking around as well) ... looks that way. Guess that kind of happens when you don't write one of these things for a few months >_>

Writer: ... so it would seem.

Xytres: So, starting up the Bishi Hunters again?

Writer: Nah, not really in the mood.

Xytres: Oh of course not. Heaven forbid you ever actually STICK with something.

Writer: ... I've been married almost 6 years. Doesn't that count?

Xytres: Nope.

Writer: And why not?

Xytres: Cause thats more torture for HER having to stay with you that long. Has nothing to do with you. You're just lucky you have a girl period.

Writer: ... a girl with big hooters ^_^

Xytres: ... ok granted. Anyway, so whats on the agenda?

Writer: I thought about doing a Fantasy High School again. This time with more then drow.

Xytres: Might work.

Writer: It should since we've been rping it for like a couple of months now and its pretty hella fun.

Xytres: Yea, but thats a GROUP effort. Somehow when you touch or do something on your own it ends up shriveling up and dying.

Writer: You're just full of compliments today, aren't you?

Xytres: A regular mother ****ing carebear ^_^

Writer: >___>

Xytres: So who all's in?

Writer: Guess we'll play it as we go?

Xytres: Hey can Varthen be in it too? I never get tired of the eye jokes.

Writer: Fine fine, he can join.

Xytres: Sweeeeet.

(Xytres runs off to go change into modern clothing)

Writer: ... this should be weird ...

((The High School kids are sitting in Mr. Amaia's class, getting situated before the bell rings. So far the teacher isn't there yet))

Xytres: (to the Writer) You know he technically doesn't use that name yet, right? Azure or ---

Writer: Shut up ... I know ok? This is just easier for me.

Xytres: Ah ok .... lazy >_>

((Currently in class are the following students))

Xytres - Dressed in loose fitting, baggy blue jean pants with two brown belts on his waist, only one serving as a normal belt with the other just sitting there loose on his waist. He wears heavy black boots and wears a black tanktop.

Ebony - Ebony is dressed in a black t shirt with the zodiac symbol of a scorpio done in red on it. He's wearing loose relaxed leggings with boots and is sporting some pretty cool necklaces around his throat.

Isilme - Wearing normal pants with simple shoes and a layer of simple blue shirts, his appearance doesn't seem to fit with any particular click and is just trying to be himself.

Sintesse - Dressed in a school girl outfit ... though done up to look rather *easy*. A very short plaid skirt covers (or tries to) her ass and bottoms and a buttoned down white shirt is tight up in a knot right below her chest to show her stomach. Her bright blue bra can be seen beneath.

Maylae - Dressed in a very pretty white sun dress and beautiful sandals around her feet. Her neck has some seashell necklaces around it as well as seashell arm bands. As usual, her hair is done up in pig tails.

Varthen - Is taking out garbage and dressed in the usual custodial outfit. He of course still has his eye patch over his left eye with his saphire *bling* on it.

Varthen: ... I'm seriously the janitor?

Writer: Yes.

Varthen: ... may you burn in hell, sir >_-

Vyce: A rather nerdy looking kid with his long hair pushed back with a lot of gel. He's wearing a heavy pokemon hoody with the hood on and tied tight to try and hide his awkward self. His pants look a little too small on his legs for when he sits they hike up to his shin revealing his striped socks beneath ... socks he wears with his open toed sandals.

Exile: Dressed in a football jersey as he is one of the stars and there's a game tonight. He's also a giant jerk ...

((Lets start the chibi))

Sintesse: (talking on the phone) I don't care what you have to do, SUE THEM!!

Ebony: (looking over to Xytres and whispering) ... yo ... who is she talking to?

Xytres: ... her lawyer. They're trying to claim copyright infringement on a company.

Ebony: Which one?

Xytres: McDonalds.

Ebony: ... why?

Xytres: ... because Sintesse claims the "Over 1 Billion Served" thing was hers. >_>

Ebony: (biting into his bottom lip so not to laugh ... then sees the seriousness on Xytres face) ... thats just gross man ...

Isilme: And he DATED her too.

Xytres: We're broken up now ...

Varthen: Thats why you still have half naked photos of her in your locker?

Xytres: O_O ... how did you get into my locker!?

Varthen: I have the keys to EVERYTHING. None of you kids have any secrets from me ... (he said, looking directly at Isilme with his one good eye)

Isilme: (awkward a bit) ... I ... uhh ... was just holding those posters of Justin Timberlake shirtless for a friend ...

Varthen: And the anal lube?

Isilme: ... I'm going to say its for a science experiment, and I'm sticking to it.

Sintesse: (hanging up the phone with a scoff) I swear some people are worthless!!

Maylae: (spinning a quarter on her desk) Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! ^_____^

Exile: (snatching the quarter and keeping it for himself) ****ing, Eddie!!

Isilme: ... Eddie?

Exile: Yea! She's special ed, so I just call her Eddie >_>

Maylae: T__T Maylae is not Eddie!! She is special though ^_^ ... just not in that way T_T

Exile: Tch, whatever EDDIE!!

Maylae: NOT EDDIE!!! T___T

Ebony: Why don't you knock it off and do everyone a favor and kill yourself ... I mean you ARE waisting good air.

Exile: Like some punk NOBODY is going to boss ME around! HAHA!! You are BENEATH my awesomeness.

Ebony: .. there is no way you can be for real ...

Exile: Oh I'm real buddy!

Vyce: ... a real jerk ... ( he says softly)

Exile: O_O WHAT WAS THAT!?!

Vyce: EEP!! (pulls the string on his hoody to close it, hiding.

(Just then, Mr. Amaia walks in)

Mr. Amaia: Ok class, its time to get started.

Isilme: (Inner Isilme) ... you hopefully keeping me after class and bending me over that desk of yours too ---

Mr. Amaia: Mr. Isilme, can you tell us what we were last looking over?

Isilme: (Inner Isilme) Your crotch area.

Isilme: We were talking about the Ethics of cloning, sir.

Mr. Amaia: Very good Mr. Isilme. You have a good memory.

Isilme: (Inner Isilme) ... do me T_T

Sintesse: (her phone ringing) Hello? Oh hi Axialia! ... nah nothing important, just sitting in boring class.

Mr. Amaia: ... perhaps you'd like to put her on speaker so we can all talk to her? >_>

Sintesse: Sure (puts her on speaker)

Mr. Amaia: ... ok we need to get you up to date with sarcasm ...

Axialia: (a small red haired gloaming. She's about 3 ft tall with large black wings ... course this IS just her voice but oh well) Heya everyone!! Hey is Xytres there?

Xytres: Yes I am ...

Axialia: Hey, thanks alot for last night when you ---

(Xytres bolts to the phone, grabs it, and hangs it up)

Xytres: <__< .... >___>

Ebony: (smirking) ... what happened last night?

Isilme: ... dude she's like a halfling with wings.

Xytres: Don't judge me T___T

Exile: HAHAHAH!! Xytres had to get a miniature REAL woman!! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Xytres: I dated Sintesse too you know ... till I broke up with her for cheating.

Ebony: ... like throwing a hot dog down a hall way man ...

Sintesse: You know I AM here and can hear you, Ebony >__>

Ebony: Oh? I just didn't know for sure since your reputation with the football team ... all of them, might cause some to use your ears and make you go deaf ^___^

Sintesse: You think me THAT easy?

Ebony: ... yes.

Sintesse: ... ok, just checking ^__^

Maylae: (raising her hand) Maylae's tummy hurts!! T___T. Can maylae go get icecream?

Mr. Amaia: ... ice cream doesn't usually help an upset stomach.

Maylae: Maylae's tummy is upset and sad because it doesn't HAVE icecream ... duh?

Mr. Amaia: Maylae I --- (Inner Amaia: ... don't try man. Its impossible to argue with her ... just let her go) ... fine ... you can go. Just hurry back.

(Maylae smiles and clasps her hand, rushing out of the room )

Mr. Amaia: Maylae!! You forgot the Hall Pass!!!!

(All the students look a bit worried when he mentions that)

Isilme: ... someone should go after her and try to get it to her before HE finds her.

Ebony: I would but the lights in the halls make me an open target ...

Sintesse: I'll go ^_^

Mr. Amaia: You'd never come back and just skip school.

Sintesse: ... and?

Varthen: (leaving the room and looking down the hallway) ... its too late anyway. She's long gone. (wheels his janitor equipment away)

Xytres: .. she's a goner ...

((In the hallway))

Maylae: (looking around in fear as the lights in the hallway start to flicker ... and then finally go out all together. She can hear the sound of someone breathing ... someone's heartbeat) ... he--hello? (she stammers out, afraid)

???: ... where is your hall pass ...

Maylae: Maylae ... Maylae forgot one ....(scared)

???: ... not a good answer.

(The sound of a sword scraping against its scabbard as its drawn can be heard)

Maylae: O___O ... AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

(Maylae takes off running blindly, trying to get away. Going around a corner where some emergency lights are on, she bumps into someone and screams in terror, thinking it the mystery man)

Aiko: 'ello, beautiful. Whatcha scared for?

(Maylae, seeing its Aiko, the very pretty student who excelled in theatre)

Maylae: ... HE's after me O_O. Maylae forgot her hall pass!!!

Aiko: (lifting a brow) ... you mean ...?

Maylae: (nodding) YES!! T___T

(Stepping out of the shadows and darkness, there is a student standing there. With bright blue hair, he's dressed in black leggings with a green t shirt that says Flogging Molly on it. As well, he's wearing brown, closed toed sandals and a sash around his chest that reads "My Halls, Bitch" ... but it looks like its written in blood.)

Maylae: AIEEE!!! Its him!! Rain the HALL MONITOR!!!

Rain: (hefting up his sword in both hands, it crackling with energy) ... Hall Passes ... now ...

Aiko: ... I was just going to the bathroom, man. No need to get all ---

(Rain takes a swing at them as they duck and then backpedal a bit)

Aiko: MAN WE JUST FORGOT OK!?!

Rain: ... Hall Passes ... NOW! ... these are my halls ... and I will not have them over run with those who do not have the right to be here.

Aiko: ... ya know, even in the chibis you're a jerk >_>

Rain: (breaking character for a minute) ME? Rain specifically remembers it was YOU who keeps starting things!

Aiko: HA! You would think that ... you know, cause you're a TARD!!

Rain: No, YOU started in on MY case first in the rp. Remember? Untrusting and then yelling at me for being me?

Aiko: I wouldn't HAVE to yell at you for being you if YOU wasn't such a jerk and pain in the ass!! "I'm a loner ... I don't need you guys ... I can do everything on my own"

Rain: Thats my CHARACTER. I can't help that. And excuse me for not having someone with ME who wipes my ass all the time >_>

Aiko: HEY!! Ebony doesn't wipe my ass!! We just function as a TEAM together. Ever heard of a TEAM? Ya know ... one of those group participation thingies? Or am I losing you?

Rain: ... actually a little bit >_>

Aiko: >_< How is being a complete assanine loner ANY fun or even HELPFUL?!

Rain: Worked out for Squall and Cloud in the Final Fantasy games. And lets not forget Guts from Berserk ^__^

Aiko: And all those people eventually worked together with THEIR teammates, or did you forget that part?

Rain: ... Rain MIGHT have omitted that little pesky detail >_> Its not RAIN's fault he's that much better then the rest of you.


Aiko: HA!! YOU WISH!!

Rain: All YOU do is throw knives and sing dumb songs.

Aiko: What the 'ell do you even know!?!

Rain: ... Rain knows you suck >_>

Aiko: Well maybe you wouldn't be so cranky if you knew how to get LAID!!

Rain: Below the belt!!

Aiko: Tch, like you'd even know what to do with anything below your belt.

Rain: ... at least Rain doesn't take it in the butt >_>

Aiko: You got something against that? You wanna make this about my sexual preferences and how, unlike YOU, I'm not restricted to gender to who I choose to love?

Rain: ... if it helps my case, then sure ^_^. Hey, guess what the difference is between you and a refrigerator?

Aiko: ... I'm going to regret this ... but what?

Rain: ... the fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Aiko: ... ok, its official ... I'm knifing you.

(Pulls out his knives and the two start fighting)

(Meanwhile ... elsewhere outside on the steps of the school)

Maylae: (eating her ice cream) ... Maylae feels better ^__^

(TO BE CONTINUED)
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Ok, I haven't written anything in forever but here I am, back again, writing teh chibi. So either enjoy it or the souls of the undead will feast upon your soul O_O

... well either that or I robbed 5 mins of your life and I'm NOT giving it back :D

I know the end might be a bit of an inside joke, but it has to do with Aiko and Rain NOT getting along AT ALL in game >_<

Aiko and Isilme belongs to :iconyami-caffeine: (THANKS FOR THE HOT DOG/HALLWAY LINE!!!)

Ebony and Amaia belongs to :iconazraelevangeline:

Vyce, Xytres, Sintesse and Maylae belongs to :iconmiseryandazaelyn: (both me and wifey)

Rain belongs to :iconrainlorean:

Varthen belongs to :iconvarthen:
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=yami-caffeine:iconyami-caffeine: May 12, 2008, 7:25:50 AM
God it's good to read one of these things again. XD They always bring up my mood ... like, always. XD Goddamn.

Aiko and Rain NEVER get old ... fuck they're impossible. o__o And the whole classroom set-up was great - I loooved Isilme's inner thoughts. XDD Ahaha. And Vyce's like ... ONE line ((or two ... but barely)). Hahaha, I lol'd. Oh Vyce.

God I missed the banter in these things ... gooood times, man. XD

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~shewolf51:iconshewolf51: May 12, 2008, 12:41:07 PM
Yes! The high school chibis! you have no idea how much I enjoy these. I especially loved the banter between Rain and Aiko.

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~ShadowedElf:iconShadowedElf: May 12, 2008, 12:57:13 PM
Rain as an evil hall monitor (although they all are) was hilarious. It's always fun to throw fantasy characters into high school settings.

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*MiseryandAzaelyn:iconMiseryandAzaelyn: May 12, 2008, 6:41:51 PM
Well I have to admit that it feels good to WRITE them again. Nothing like a little bit of funny to make the world go round. Can't believe its been a whole month since I did ANYTHING. How lame huh? Ah well ... I thrive off of Lame O_O
*MiseryandAzaelyn:iconMiseryandAzaelyn: May 12, 2008, 6:42:33 PM
Well I'm glad you like em cause I plan on doing this for awhile. I just like the whole high school scene. Good times.
*MiseryandAzaelyn:iconMiseryandAzaelyn: May 12, 2008, 6:45:35 PM
I enjoy the high school setting and Rain fits the anal high school thing for sures >_>
*DaimyoShi:iconDaimyoShi: May 12, 2008, 8:28:32 PM
rian does have a point though, I am afraid to say, Aiko calling a Rain a jerk is a real Kettle talking to the pot kind of thing. The Eddie thing was cute though!

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*PoldalleLovesnare:iconPoldalleLovesnare: May 12, 2008, 9:41:16 PM
KNEW it'd be Rain in the halls

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*DeathlessLord:iconDeathlessLord: May 12, 2008, 10:54:29 PM
Um... whats a "Hall Monitor"? *confused*

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