(Last time we left, the Drow Boy Band were in a tight spot)

Drizzt: (at a black jack table in a casino) ... tch ... not all of us ^_^.  Hit me!!!

(Rain bashes through a wall and throws his shield at Drizzt, the blow breaking in his skull and killing him quite dead)

Rain:  Done and done ^___^

(Back on the other side of the wall, Isilme is having the damndest time with Xytres, every shot getting cut out of the air)

Isilme:  STOP THAT SHIT!!!

Xytres:  Tch, its my only epic lvl feat.  Go suck a nut, you ass hole!!

Varthen:  (casting a spell)  I'll take care of this ...

(Suddenly a sword full of electricity twirls through the air, cutting off Varthen's fingers.)

Varthen:  O_O ... wtf!?!?

Rain:  (leaping in through the wall again, and magically calling his sword back to him)  The REASON ghostwalkers get so many bonuses is because we are just that cool ^_^

(Elsewhere, back in Haera)

Amaia:  ... its true.  We are.

(back on Earth)

(Varthen, Calix, and Xytres are running, trying to put some distance between themselves and the pair)

Varthen:  MY FINGERS!!! MY F***ING FINGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xytres:  Its not as bad as it looks, man.  Quit bitching.

Varthen: ... THEY WERE MY F***ING FINGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Calix:  Tch, we heard you the first time.

(Suddenly an arrow erupts through Calix's chest)

Calix: ... I think that was a lung O_O

Varthen:  Oh quit bitching ... its just a lung >_>

Calix: ... if we're going to die anyway, I have no qualms being the one to kill you >_>

Varthen:  You wouldn't stand a ... oh ... right .. no fingers = no casting ... that blows ...

Calix:  (raises his mace to smear Varthen into the pulp, but has to swing quickly to the left to block Rain's mega awesome Painful Reckoning powered UBER ATTACK)  FRIGGEN HELL!!!!  

Rain:  No .. Friggen RAIN!!  Teh AWESOME!! (Lightning flashes behind him, wolves howl off in the distance, and it even rains outside which can be heard from the inside) ... Rain is so cool ^_^

(Rain starts attacking Calix, who is having to dodge him as well as arrows.  Xytres jumps in to help Calix against Rain but the Painful Reckoned ghostwalker is proving to be a hard kill, and the extra arrows from Isilme aren't helping)

Xytres: (rolls a 1 on his reflex save against one of Isilme's arrows and it pierces his right shoulder)  FRICK!!  (Then one of Rain's attacks takes the limp arm off all together) .. DOUBLE FRICK!!!!

Varthen:  Tch ... its just an ARM ... and a LUNG!!  >__>

Calix and Xytres: ( ... cover each other long enough to have Xytres run Varthen through then Calix bashes his skull in.  Varthen dies)

( In Hell)

Varthen:  (walking over to the table and sitting next to Bill the drow and Faelor) ... deal me in.

(Back on Earth)

(Calix gets another wound on him from Rain and Xytres has many more)

Xytres:  We're losing!?!

Calix: ... looks like it.

Xytres: ... against MOON ELVES!??

Calix: ... this is so embarrassing T___T

(Suddenly, a spell causes an huge elemental come out of the ground and knocks Isilme into the air and out of the way)

Maylae:  HURRAY!!!  Maylae has arrived!!!

Rain:  AHHH!!! Its the third person stealer!!!

Maylae:  YOU STOLE IT!!  Not Maylae.  Maylae normally talks this way out of character.  Mr. Rain is just a poser.  POSERRRRRRRR!!!

(Maylae casts another spell and lightning bolts down onto Rain, enough to kill him ... if his sword didn't absorb it)

Maylae: ... uh oh ...

Rain:  (his sword completely surrounded by lightning) ... yep ^_^.  

(Rain points his sword at Calix and blows him off into a wall, causing it to break and have the roof collapse on him)

(In Hell)

Calix: ... tch ... think again.

(Calix heads to the Abyss instead)

Xytres: ... why are you doing this, Rain?

Rain:  Shevarash sent us here to be racists ^_^.  Shevarash likes Rain ^_^

(Elsewhere)

Shevarash: ... thats not true >_>

(Back on Earth)

Rain:  Anyway, you have bigger problems.

Maylae:  Like me?  O_o

Rain: ... no >_>

Maylae:  WHY NOT!?

Rain:  You're not that dangerous, Maylae.

Maylae:  O_O ... DROWN!!!!

(Maylae casts Drown and kills Rain, drowning his lungs with water)

(In Hell)

Rain: ... thats ironic given Rain's love for water >_> ... but why did Shevarash not come get Rain!?!  WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN RAIN!?!

(Elsewhere)

Shevarash:  ... cause I don't like him >_>.  He's just good at his job is all.

(Back on Earth)

Xytres: ... you did it Maylae!!  You saved me!!

(Isilme pops back out and caps Xytres one through the skull)

(In hell)

Xytres: ... ah dammit.  

Calix:  (showing up long enough to take Xytres) ... I believe your soul belongs in MY domain.

Xytres:  (looking to the table of Faelor and Bill playing cards with a suffering Varthen and Rain) ... yea sure ... anythings better then this place.

(Back on Earth)

Isilme:  Who are you?

Maylae:  Maylae's name is Maylae ^_^

Isilme:  Who's side are you on?

Maylae:  Maylae is on Maylae's side?  O_o ... your question confuses Maylae.

Isilme: ... well I guess you're ok.  You did kill Rain after all ^_____________^

Maylae:  YEP!  Cause Maylae's AWESOME!!! (looking Isilme over, she starts to grin) ... and you Mr. Elf are pretty ... do you wanna mate with Maylae?

Isilme:  Sorry, but I have a boyfriend >_>

Maylae: ... what the hell is it with all the pretty elves that like Maylae and being GAY!!!  Is it Maylae?  Is she doing it?  Does Maylae turn you gay!?!

Isilme:  I'm not GAY per say ... just free spirited.  My lover just happens to be a male.  We can be friends though.

Maylae:  Of COURSE you want to be Maylae's friend.  They ALL want to be Maylae's friend.  MAYLAE'S A FAG HAG T____________T

(Elsewhere)

Aiko: ... she kinda is >_>

Ebony:  Maybe to YOU but I don't like men so I don't care.

Aiko: ... you're doing one right now >_>

Ebony: ... quiet you >_<

(Back on Earth)

Maylae:  Maylae just wants a nice pretty elf boyfriend T___T.

Isilme:  I'm sure we can find you one ... somewhere?  Maybe back where you came from?

Maylae:  MAYLAE WANTS A PRETTY ELF BOYFRIEND NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Isilme: ... I'll see what I can do?

Maylae:  YIPEEE!!!  Mr. Elf is gonna get Maylae a pretty elf boyfriend ^__________^

Isilme: ... oh boy ...

(To Be Continued ????)

( ... shortly later)

(Varthen, Calix, Drizzt, and Xytres are all brought back to life through Maylae's spells)

Maylae:  MAYLAE'S GETTING A BOYFRIEND!!

Isilme: O_O ... why did you bring them back to life?

Maylae: ... Maylae wanted to celebrate ^___^

Calix:  (grinning as he looks at Isilme) ... these numbers do not favor you

(Soon, a devil walks out and pulls out Rain from a portal)

Devil:  Thats it ... we cant handle him anymore .. (drops him off and leaves)

Rain: ... tch ... cant handle Rain's AWESOMENESS!!

Maylae:  NO!!  No more fighting >_>.  Maylae wants happyness or she will start casting more spells!!!

Isilme:  But Maylae .. they are evil and vile drow.  They must be killed!!

Maylae:  ... they're just pretty burnt elf dancers T_T

Isilme: Maybe on THIS world but other worlds they're pretty bad.

Maylae:  NUH UH!!!

Xytres: ... actually yea.

Varthen:  Guilty here too.

Calix:  Heh ... oh hell yes.

Drizzt: ... I still can't figure out why Rain killed me O_O

Rain: ... cause ... Rain's just that good >_>

Maylae:  Oh who cares.  Lets celebrate!!!!

(Maylae starts to dance around to invisible music, happy to get a boyfriend soon)

Isilme: ... where did these part hats come from?

Xytres: Just roll with it man ... hurts less if you just roll with it ...