Aiko: (sitting at home, sitting in a bean bag chair and playing Smash Brothers Brawl on the Wii, cursing) fuckin nut wipe!!

Ebony: (flipping through a photography magazine but not bothering to look up) He being an ass again?

Aiko: Psh, yea! Ain't even 'at good, ya know? He's just a prick. (knocks Rain out of the map only to have the guy keep taunting him) ... grade school shit.

Ebony: Well if it makes you feel any better, when you sign off that game you still get to be Aiko while HE has to continue being Rain.

Aiko: Oh? 'ow's that?

Ebony: Just saying, YOU don't have to be a sucky character forever and he does. Guy's gotta take what little pleasure he can at places.

Aiko: Ya know, its true! I betcha ass I could come up wit' like 10 things that suck abou' 'em.

Ebony: (looking up, now interested as he walks over to his desk and gets a pen and a piece of paper, writing. When done, it reads ....)



TOP 10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU'RE A SUCKY CHARACTER!!!!

Writer: Thats right, the top 10 ways to know that you're a sucky character!!! A Chibi Special!!

Aiko: 'at's right!!

NUMBER 10: You always have to be the lone wolf in a PARTY game and make the game all about you ... yea ... you know who you are.

((In a Dungeon))

Aiko: ****in' ****!! Ya 'ave to stand on that square, Rain!! Door ain't gonna open otherwise!

Rain: Rain has no need for squares or doors!!

(Rain turns ghostlike and walks through the door)

Aiko: 'ay!! What about the rest of us!?

Rain: (on the other side of the door) Not Rain's problem. This IS called the great Rain campaign.

DM: ... no it's not?

Rain: tch, what do YOU know?

(on Aiko's side of the door, the ceiling starts to come down with spikes on it since they haven't opened the door)

Aiko: ... oh **** me T__T

(( >___> ))

NUMBER 9: Your character's attitude is inconsistent with each person and you're NOT Chaotic Neutral ( ... since, lets face it, CN means you get to do whatever the frick you want)

((In a town))

Aiko: 'ey, Rain? Pass me the bread, please.

Rain: ... may you rot in hell for a thousand years you caramel colored piece of ****, you waste of space and consumer of IMPORTANT people's air!! When you die, Rain shall open your mouth and take the biggest dump imaginable until it comes out of your ears and the cows become lonely for all their flies have come to keep you company instead!!!

Aiko: ... dude ... it's just bread.

Rain: INFIDEL!!!

Vyce: (walking by) ... hey Rain.

Rain: Zup Vyce ^__^. We still going bowling?

Vyce: ... sure.

Rain: Awesome ^___^

Aiko: ... wtf??

(( >___> ))

NUMBER 8: You think a tattered cloak will make you just as cool as Vincent Valentine.

Vyce: (standing on a rooftop, overlooking his corrupt city with his raised cloak collar and tattered gray cloak) ... since when did this become about me?

Rain: (crouched on the same roof a few feet away) Rain ... is BATMAN!!!

Vyce: ... oh ... its about him.

(The wind comes by, billowing out their cloaks ... until Rain jumps in front of Vyce to take up all the wind so he's the only cool looking one)

Rain: BASK IN RAIN'S AWESOMENESS!!!

Vyce: ... (kicks Rain off the roof)

Rain: AAHHHHHHHHHHHH ... Rain is still cool

(THUD)

NUMBER 7 ---

Aiko: 'ang on!! I wanna enjoy this ...

.............

.......................

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Aiko: ... a'ight, go ahead and move it on.

(( >___> ))

NUMBER 7: You build your character more around the ability to be able to kick the rest of your teammates ass rather then the enemies.

Rain: Man, Rain wishes he were a ranger like you sometimes, Vyce.

Vyce: Why's that?

Rain: Cause then he could max out his favored enemy in elves which would go great with my elfbane bastard sword!!

Vyce: ... this doesn't have something to do with Aiko, Ebony, and myself being classified as elven does it ... your PARTY members?

Rain: No no, of course it doesn't have something to do with it. No, it has EVERYTHING to do with it ^___________________^

Vyce: .... >_>

(( >________< ))

NUMBER 6: Any character who dares try and copy your chosen weaponry you decide must face a swift and painful death.

Rain: (bashing Link in the face with his shield) YOU HERE RAIN!? DONT YOU DARE BRING YOUR SWORD AND SHIELD ASS BACK HERE AGAIN!!!

Link: AAAAAAYAAAAAAA!! HI HI EYA!!!! YAAAA!!!!

Rain: ... how did Nintendo never give you real words?

Link: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!

Rain: >_>


Link: (Link pulls out the Master Sword)

Rain: That only works against the evil of the world ... duh?

Link: (The sword gives Link strength around Rain)

Rain: ... well ... would you look at that. Guess Rain's alignment slipped a few pegs ... >__>

(( >_______> ))

NUMBER 5: You use the first name is Rain.

Rain: ... thats rather specific >_>

NUMBER 4: You use the last name Lorean

Rain: ... even MORE so now.

NUMBER 3: You speak in third person.

Maylae: ... *sniffling* ... what? T___T

Aiko: He didn' mean you, love ... RIGHT!?

Writer: Right >_<

Rain: Then who did he mean?

(Everyone looks at Rain)

Rain: ... ohhhhhhhh, Rain gets it. .... haters >_>

(( >____< ))

NUMBER 2: You're character is over 70 years old and you STILL haven't had sex.

Rain: ... ok ... THATS just hateful >_<. Rain's just been BUSY!!

Aiko: Psh, busy being LAME!!!

(( >______> ))



AND ... the NUMBER 1 WAY TO KNOW YOU HAVE A SUCKY CHARACTER!!!!

(DRUM ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL)

Bill: ... you're character is me T___T

((THE END!!!))