Secondly, omg... Disney is coming up on August 31!
Thirdly, this is Velrose and I am so not dead. Iknowhuh? I disappeared forever, but I am back sort of. More like... I can't sleep, so here I am. :3 Since I've pulled mah happy ass off warhammer a few months ago, I've just kind of been in a daze of sorts. I've been playing sims 3 quite a bit--despite the many crashes and bugs. But aside from that... eh... I've not done much.
That said, I stole this from mah loverlies, =AzraelEvangeline and =yami-caffeine
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Maylae's friends list... is very.... very.... very long. So yes. Yes there are people Maylae considers having sex with.
Lots.
Maylae likes breeding.
She thinks it is fun! Do you think it is fun? Maylae does. <noddles>
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes, yes and yes. And Yes some more.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The WHOLE bed. It is Maylae's bed. She sleeps on it how she wants. Last night, she slept on it upside down with her head where her feet should be. She thought it would be smelly, because feet are stinky, but it wasn't, it was just strange. It shouldn't feel strange, but it did feel strange, at least, Maylae thought so.
4. Do you masturbate?
<giggles>
5. How often? Lately?
<begins counting on her fingers>
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Why would Maylae take her clothes off for money? She hardly wears clothes anyway, and besides, everyone always gives Maylae everything she wants. She doesn't need money!
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Both! Maylae likes them both very much.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
<snickers> Maylae's not telling!
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Ohhh, Maylae... she... uh.... yeah Maylae has seen porn. Some of it is silly, especially when the boys in it make such funny faces. They look like they have to really concentrate!
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Maylae likes... for a man to be a man. <noddles>
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Love? <blinks and considers this for a moment> Maylae loves all of her friends!
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Well.... uhm. OF course Maylae knows them. They would not be on her friends list otherwise, silly.
13. Would you choose love or money?
~~LOVE~~!! Maylae does not need money.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Kinks? What are kinks? <blinks at that and considers> Maylae likes... uhm.... oh... uhm.... aren't kinks taboooooo? Maylae is not taboo...breeding is not taboo. It is all natural. <noddles>
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Personalwhosawhat?
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
<blinks> Romantic? hmmm.... Maylae thinks the underwater cave where she had her first time was romantiiiic. A little cold... and the rocks were hard.... but it was good. Yes. Maylae thinks it was good.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Weirdest place? Maybe uhm....Why would any place be weird to have sex?
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
YES. And the people are ALWAYS mad. Maylae does not understand this. Why would they be mad? Maylae is not doing anything wrong, she thinks they are just jealous.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
What's a strip club? <blinks>
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
hehehe no, Maylae doesn't go looking for sex, but if it happens, it happens.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Yes! Again... Maylae thinks the waitress was jealous.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
People are always picking Maylae up. She's very light you know.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes Maylae has. <grins>
24. What's your sexuality?
Men please! Girls please! Men and girls please! <cackles as if it were the funniest thing ever said>
25. Had sex in a movie theatre?
Not yet!
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
No....
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Maylae does not work. So... no.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes. Maylae thinks it is funny to go into those places. The old perverted men gawk a LOT.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Candy. But... it was kind of yucky.... Maylae's advice, do not buy candy from the same place you buy porn.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
hehehehe yeeeeees.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
<clears her throat and rummages around in her dresser before pulling out a pink velvet bag and tossing it your way> they are in there Maylae thinks.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Maylae does not think so. Why? Have you seen any?
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No way!
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
<giggles> noooooooo
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
<giggles again< nooooooooo
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Uhm. Uh.... yes, Maylae thinks so? It all leads to the same ending, right?
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
< poses> This one
38. What's your favorite sex act?
<giggles> Maylae's not telling!
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Well, yes. Maylae has. It was... very... it.... meant a lot to Maylae. <nods>
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Well... Maylae thinks Misery will post it, just because he is such a pervert. <snickers> and she is going to push for Vyce to post it. Since ya know... he's super shy. It's always so fun when Maylae makes him embarrassed!








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